An Obituary

Oliver, not having even reached the age of two, took his untimely leave of this earth.
He is survived by his roommates, Shawn Brennan, Sarah McManus, Zack Cyphers, Brian Reece, and Ocean, a Golden Retriever.
Those who knew him remember Oliver as one who kept to himself. Who loved Purina and the occasional strand of ribbon. We will always remember him curling up next to us to go to sleep, sneaking into the refrigerator whenever anyone went to get a beverage, and then staying there for several hours. We will fondly recall waking up to his shrill cry of “feed me humans!” at 8:40 in the morning, and how he ravenously munched his food before you could even get it into the bowl. We loved the playful way he jumped up on the counter at the sound of a can of tuna being opened, and subsequently, at the sound of any kind of can being opened. Sure, he got into trouble once in a while, but we can’t blame him for this, it was in his nature.

Rest in peace Oliver, we’re sorry you had to leave us so soon.